#and flirting

[duawahausa]

[wip]

those flowers are gifts from Fred (/delusional)

[chaotic-would-you-rathers]

Would You Rather...

A: After the end of your life, become your choice of one of the playable rabbits in Rabbit & Steel, after the conclusion of the game (via reincarnation but you dont regain your current memories until after the games events, if you have MPD then instead all of your current personalities will come back with the memories, alongside the new bunny one)

B: Gain the ability to perform any of the known/canon feats (basically get the powers & skills of) a fictional witch of your choice.

Please explain why / your rabbit of choice in the tags!

[xxangeldustanalogx]

most of the staticmoth incorrect quotes would have a fundamentally identical effect if you replaced 'val' with 'angel' and 'vox' with 'val' just in case anyone was wondering

[nihilismtraitarchived]

catching up with old friends 

meet eloise and the foy twins, charlie and clara. the gang did some exploring, foraging, and snacking. they were all close as kids until the twins moved. but they just returned to town to take care of their family farm! clem used to be especially close with charlie and had (or still has?👀) a crush on him

[masked-alien-lesbian]

Please don't make Unbridled mc immediately attracted to Ryder...I'm begging you pb. 🙏🏽

[wokebutsleepy]

If compliments get us to the kisses, may I compliment you more in private? 👉🏼👈🏼

If you feel so bold 😏

[uisceb]

CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

[wolfythewitch]

that one au where patroclus is the champion of elysium

[frownyalfred]

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[ddaeng-angmoh]

OKAY BUT THAT PROUD SMILE YOONGI GETS AFTER JUNGKOOK SAYS THATTTT 😭😭😭 HE'S SO PROUD OF HIS GROOOTH, I AM TOOOOO BABBYYYY 😭😭😭

Sope is all over this 😭😭😭 Hobi over there laughing at pointing at Kook like "wowowow look at our cute Jungkookie. Sassing out the MC, the cutest brat" and honestly, same 😭😭😭

he’s so precious!!! (trans. cr. BTStranslation_) 

bonus:

[lunxribuh]

DUDE THE FACES THAT GUMMIGOO MAKES

THERES NO WAY HE DOESN’T REMEMBER POMNI

AUGHHHH THIS SHOW MAKES ME WANNA DIE

[taeggukxiie]

this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[northpolardog]

why do gay people have to be weird